But while his followers are quick to share Garland's theories, many journalists find the speculation irresponsible and hilariously absurd.
And you must be an acolyte and follower.
"In a way, you're kind of setting your hair on fire and running around," Garland said. "And I'll be the first to tell you: I know it's not a way to preserve traditional credibility.
At least he admits to having zero credibility.